★ INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE★ HIGH SCORE: -97.34%★ CREDITS: 0★ LIVES: 0★ RAMEN STREAK: DAY 312★ PRESS START TO LOSE AGAIN★ $OVER IS ALIVE★ INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE★ HIGH SCORE: -97.34%★ CREDITS: 0★ LIVES: 0
PLAYER ONE · TRADER 2026 · CABINET ONLINE
GAMEOVER
PRESS START TO PLAY AGAIN YOU HAVE 0 CREDITS
FINAL SCORE: $ 3.47 · ALL-TIME: -97.34%
PLAYER WANTS TO CONTINUE?
Continue? Y / N
Press Y to insert another credit. Press N for self-preservation. Default is Y.
TIME REMAINING
9
INSERT COIN
CREDITS: 0 · CONTINUES USED: ∞ · STILL LOSING
HALL OF SHAME
HIGH SCORES
The leaderboard. Lowest score wins. Almost everyone is winning.
★ TOP 10 PORTFOLIOS · 2026 ★
RANK
PLAYER
SCORE
DATE
1ST
YOU
-97.34%
JUN 26
2ND
0xWAGMI…42
-94.12%
JUN 20
3RD
@diamond_paws
-91.88%
JUN 18
4TH
cope_master
-89.50%
JUN 14
5TH
0x4f…7a
-86.04%
JUN 09
6TH
@one_more_trade
-82.77%
MAY 31
7TH
noodle_chef
-79.32%
MAY 22
8TH
0xc1…d3
-72.18%
MAY 11
9TH
@cycle_top
-68.04%
APR 28
10TH
my_dad
-12.34%
JAN 02
INVENTORY · RUN ENDED
POWER-UPS COLLECTED
Items collected during this run. None of them helped.
🍜
RAMEN PACK
Restores 1 HP. Tastes like 312 days of regret.
×312
⚡
ENERGY DRINK
Stays awake 3 more hours. Health: −2. Heart: −∞.
×478
💊
HOPIUM
Belief boost. Effective until next candle.
×UNLIMITED
📊
TA INDICATOR
Confirms whatever you already believed.
×64
📣
DISCORD CALL
Insider info. From a stranger. With an animal pfp.
×17
💀
LEVERAGE
Multiply rewards by 100. Also losses. Mostly losses.
×9 (FATAL)
LIVE SCOREBOARD · CABINET DATA
$OVER STATS
Real on-chain numbers, refresh every 30s. Or every quarter you insert.
SOLANA · DEXSCREENERCHECKING
PRICE
—
awaiting CA
MCAP
—
market cap
VOL 24H
—
last 24h
LIQUIDITY
—
pool
BTC SPOT
—
via coingecko
CHEAT CODES YOU NEVER FOUND
SECRET CODES
Combos that would have helped. None of them work.
↑↑↓↓$$
Sell at the actual top. Locked in 2017.
LRLRBU
Buy the actual bottom. Requires unlocking your past self.
XOXONO
Set a stop loss. You will not press this.
SLEEP
Walk away from the screen. Code does not work after 4am.
1x
Trade without leverage. Cheat code disabled by ego.
NOFOMO
Skip the green candle. Requires a soul.
★ ★ ★ GAME CABINET ★ ★ ★
$OVER // 2026
SOLANA · SPL · FAIR LAUNCH
The official receipt of an arcade run with no quarters left. $OVER is a parody fan-tribute memecoin on Solana. No team allocation. No utility. No way to insert another coin.
Hold to commemorate the run. Click the button. Lose again. Don't invest what you can't afford to lose. You already did. The cabinet ate it.
★ CHEAT MENU UNLOCKED ★
+999 CREDITS
INVINCIBILITY: OFF (sold for entry)
INFINITE LIVES: NO
EXIT TO BREAK-EVEN: 404
